Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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