I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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