Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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