I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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