Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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