he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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