one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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