He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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