peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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