My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Will exercising make me less horny?
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