How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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