Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
id be glad to
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
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I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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