my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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