stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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