How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
