So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
