You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Did we literally take a cab across the street
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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