Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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