Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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