we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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