i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I would ride that face into the sunset
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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