In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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