drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
