windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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