i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
