just come out here and I will go home with you...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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