Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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