We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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