I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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