when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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