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I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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