I must be too annoying 4 u.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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