I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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