Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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