Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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