also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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