She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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