dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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