so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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