they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We talked him into tasing himself.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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