I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Do plants get herpes?
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