So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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