But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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