i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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