these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Randomize
