Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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