There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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