She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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