you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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