Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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