so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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