It's like God shit irony all over that family
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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