when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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